Greetings caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I choose a picture that’s simply sobbing into its Corn Flakes for a good caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week, I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing. And possibly drinks. That I’m not paying for.
Anyway.
This picture comes from the regrets: we all have ’em file, and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!
The Newlyweds prepare after discovering that their parents have surprised them with a cruise to the Bahamas… as a group.
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“‘Why spend thousands on a dress that you’ll only wear once’, you said, ‘It will only go to waste’, you said. Didn’t think about the fact that I get a built in bar under my ‘big fluffy skirt’ now did you?”
“Tell me again why we invited Aunt Dorothy?”
As the sole survivors of a capsized cruise ship, the newlyweds found themselves stranded on a deserted island. They immediately set about emptying the two cases of Dom that had washed ashore with them, so that they could stuff them with notes pleading for rescue.
Why the rum is gone….