Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bride of Henry VIII Edition
You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply crying out for a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we laud said winner joyfully.
This week’s picture doesn’t really come from the bride of Henry VIII file. That would look like this. Also, contrary to popular myth, he only had two of those wives executed, though both of them were beheaded. Interestingly enough, they were cousins, as well. Why yes, I always have been a history geek. Why do you ask?
Anyway.
This week’s picture does come to you from the… fascinating file, as Mr. Spock would probably call it. It looks a little bit like this:

Ready… set… snark!


I told you that Heads Would Roll if my wedding wasn’t perfect!
And then they immediately argued over who got to use this as their profile picture on Facebook.
My mother-in-law told me she would bite my head off if I bought that dress,I didn’t think she meant literally.