Twistie Hates: Labelled For Your Convenience

(Note: Since my esteemed colleague has spent the week showing us awesome things she loves, I suddenly feel a need to purge a bit of bile. Yes, I’m a contrarian. Why do you ask?)
via A Beautiful Bride
Seriously? On a thong?

Folks, the label thing has gotten out of hand. By the time someone gets down to your undies, they really ought to know you well enough to realize you’re engaged. I’m just saying.

And what do you do with all the clothes labelled ‘Bride’ ‘Groom’ ‘Bridesmaid’ ‘Ring Bearer’ or ‘Second Cousin of the Bride’s Date?’ A tee shirt for the bachelor(ette) party I can understand. It’s a silly thing to wear on the town once and then use ever after when detailing your car or washing the dog. Not really my scene, but I’ve owned enough shirts that harkened back to a play I was in or a band I went to see once when I was twenty to understand a similar wedding souvenir.

But seriously, underwear?

And this says it has crystals up the back.

Ouch.

4 Responses to “Twistie Hates: Labelled For Your Convenience”

  1. Christa Terry May 15, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Oh man, yes. This. I did a L/H about the weird affiliations that come up, like Groom’s Uncle… http://manolobrides.com/2009/04/16/lovehate-the-distant-affiliation-edition/ …seriously, what?!

    And I’m really confused by the crystals up the back. Up the back on the thong? Ack!

  2. Twistie May 15, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    Yeah, this really struck me as a bit much. But when the description indicated crystals up the back… OUCH!

  3. JDaniel4's Mom May 15, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    I never considered one for my wedding. I just don’t think it would have fit the wedding’s theme!

    Thanks for sharing my SITS day with me and thinking the bunny singing was a little creepy too.

  4. Lisa May 15, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Oh, please post more hates because I probably agree and want to read them all! I’m 3 weeks from my big day, tired of wedding prep, and all I really want to do is laugh at dumb wedding stuff that I will do without. :)