Quickie Question: What Would Make it Worthwhile to You?


When I’m watching bridal reality shows, I often wonder what the brides profiled are getting out of the experience. Okay, on Four Weddings, you get an chance at winning a fabulous all-expenses-paid honeymoon to a romantic location you probably couldn’t have afforded, plus free food, liquor, and dancing at three other weddings. Oh, and you don’t automatically get your reputation trashed on national television. On My Fair Wedding With David Tutera, you do get portrayed as a tasteless person who can’t plan her way out of a paper bag… but you do get a wedding you could never have afforded otherwise.

So yes, there are shows where I can see the payoff. It might not strike me as worth the downside, but I can see where someone else would consider it a reasonable price to pay.

But Bridezillas? The first few seasons there was a note at the end of the show that the couples featured got something like a three night stay at a honeymoon resort. I know I heard a rumor somewhere along the line that the couples get videotapes of their weddings, but I’ve never seen anything official that either confirms or denies said rumor. And these days the final credits say nothing about that honeymoon, either.

So I have to ask myself… what are these women getting out of the experience other than a chance to appear on national television as an object of derision and ritual scapegoat? After all, the point of the show is to behave as horribly as humanly possible for the amusement of others and the whitewashing of lesser bridal naughtiness on the parts of other brides. And they don’t appear to even be getting a honeymoon out of it anymore! Not that the honeymoon would have made it worthwhile to me in the first place.

In fact, I can’t think of anything that show could give me that would make up for being a national object of horror and disdain. Frankly, I stand firmly with Iago on this one: “But he that filches from me my good name robs me of that which not enriches him and makes me poor indeed.”

Okay, they aren’t filching anything. Women are lining up around city blocks for the chance to hurl their good names to the four winds and anyone with a basic cable package. I’m just not sure why.

But I’m going to ask here and now, what would be your price? Do you even have one? What do you think could tempt you to audition for Bridezillas?

3 Responses to “Quickie Question: What Would Make it Worthwhile to You?”

  1. Jenn October 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    I don’t think there IS a price I’d be willing to agree to, to audition for Bridezillas or most of the other reality shows out there.

    4 Weddings has always struck me as the most “normal” of them all because the girls aren’t quite as catty as, say, the contestants on ANTM or something. And I don’t care how broke I was, I don’t think I’d even go for the David Tutera treatment because, while his weddings *are* gorgeous, he takes what could be fabulously personal weddings and fits them into the designer mold and I don’t 100% agree with that.

  2. Simon October 17, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    There isn’t enough money in the world to tempt me to have shared my wedding with the world. It was a day to share with my wife and our families and friends and was nobody’s business but ours. (I must confess to being a secret fan of “Don’t Tell the Bride” here in the UK!! But that’s juts between us, okay?)

  3. class factotum October 25, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    I didn’t even want to be on TV when I volunteered at a PBS fundraiser! I asked to sit offscreen. I have no interest in having my life exposed, analyzed, and possibly mocked by strangers.