Kardashian Marriage Krashes and Burns


It’s official. Just seventy-two days after the wedding, and long before the eternal loop of the encore presentations (remember when they were called ‘re-runs’ and only watched by sad, lost people too tragically unhip to make time for the first airing?) comes to an end, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from brand-spanking-new husband Kris Humphries.

As is to be expected in cases like this, rumors and blame are rife throughout the media. Kardashian responded with a flurry of tweets denying that she married for the publicity and money (she assures us all the money from her wedding gifts will be donated to the Dream Foundation… though I do believe Miss Manners would council her to consider returning them to the family members, friends and well-wishers who gave them if they are still in good condition, and the last time I checked, cash has a pretty significant shelf life) and assuring us she married truly for love.

“We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments,” she writes. “These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!”

… and that’s kind of the thing, Kim. When you choose to live your life so very publicly, people will insist on having opinions about your life. It’s part of the contract. And some of those people will not think terribly highly of you, especially when you have a gigantic, public, media circus wedding followed by a marriage that lasts less than three months.

Kardashian insists that she just got ‘caught up with the hoopla and filming of the TV show’ to the point that she didn’t know how to break off the relationship. And I will say that Kim Kardashian is not the first bride to utter similar words of regret and confusion in the wake of a brief, disastrous marriage. I’ve heard more than one bride say that she really wasn’t sure when she was standing at the altar, but didn’t know how to stop the train at that point.

Look, what you or I think of Kim Kardashian as a person isn’t that important. Frankly, I prefer to think of her as little as her painfully public existence allows. But I think we can all take a moment to learn a Life Lesson from this sordid little tale: if you’re not really sure of the relationship, Don’t Get Married Anyway. A good friend of mine got married anyway. She’s now in the middle of a divorce and bemoaning the ten years she wasted on a marriage that never for one day made her truly happy.

If at any point along the way you find yourself seriously feeling trapped, unhappy, or fearful about being married to the person you said ‘yes’ to, slow things down. If you’re standing at the altar and the words ‘I do’ start to choke you, it’s still not too late. Don’t get married until you’re certain it’s what you want, and this is the person you want it with.

Your happiness matters.

3 Responses to “Kardashian Marriage Krashes and Burns”

  1. JAF Gifts November 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Everyone saw it coming… Sucks for Kris Humphries since he taught it was true love. But knowing Kim K, she’s not the fairytale princess type of wife. All publicity, money – greed!

  2. Twistie November 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    I find it interesting that you know precisely what went on in each person’s heart and head, and precisely who carries every ounce of the blame.

    Who was to blame to what extent? I. Don’t. Care. I simply felt that Kardashian’s comments about the situation illustrated a situation that does come up here and there in the world of weddings. There are people who go through with marriages they aren’t sure about because they get caught up in the wedding fuss or are afraid they’ve spent too much money or will disappoint too many people if they pull out.

    Whatever the reason, never go through with a marriage you don’t feel you can whole-heartedly commit to.

  3. Erin November 5, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Unfortunately we only know what gossip goes around in the magazines and on televisions, but do we really know went on behind those doors? There is always two sides to a story and that is the problem with celebrities because everyone is always in your business and you could never get the story correct. I say let they live there life and if it were meant to be it would be if not life does goes on , life is too short to waste time.