Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridal Camouflage Edition

Yes, my friends, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a photograph that is beyond desperate for a good caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all sing Hosannah… or possibly Happy Birthday, if we can get the rights from Sir Paul McCartney.

This week’s image comes to you from the Florist’s Nightmare file and looks something like this:

Ready… set… snark!

2 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridal Camouflage Edition”

  1. Jenn October 16, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    Perfect for the reluctant bride who just wants to fade into the scenery!

  2. Jo October 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

    Sally’s dress conveniently doubled as a toilet roll holder after her big day.
    (e.g. http://www.keepingit-realtor.com/images/2008/11/01/crochetdolltoiletrollholder.jpg)