Oh my dearie darlings.

Last week I smacked you around with this fantastical image:

… and you guys came back swinging with three captions to capture the feeling.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the musically-talented Impkitti for channeling a pop legend with this entirely lifted verse:

With apologies to Frank….

Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly
It’s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly
Pack up, let’s fly away!!

Me? I don’t apologize to Frank, but to composers Jimmy Van Heusen and Sammy Cahn. Oh, congratulations to Impkitti! And thanks to everyone who played.

Hey ho, camperinos! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s barely squeaking by without a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and we all do the Electric Slide to praise the victor.

This weeks’ image comes from the Little Engine That Might Just Manage It file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

So.

Last week I forced you all to witness this amazing exercise in Photoshop:

… and I guess all but one of you were too stunned to respond.

Still, we do have a winner, and a really good one. Ripley takes the cake for this chuckle-worthy response:

“By the power of Greyskull, I now pronounce you husband and wife!”

Congratulations, Ripley! And thanks for playing.

Hey everybody! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption. You all provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all do a triumphant dance in front of our computers to celebrate.

This week’s image comes from the ‘Dang, girl! I didn’t know you could do that!’ file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Well, well, well….

Last week I brought you this rather awesome and fun image:

… and you came back at me with… um… well… yeah, nothing.

And so for the first time ever, there is no winner of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. Bummer. I’ll try to come up with something more inspirational next time.

Hey ho, camperinos! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a picture just weeping into its Corn Flakes for a witty caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I’ll announce a winner, and we’ll all hail the conquering hero.

This week’s image comes to you direct from the ‘cool shades, dudes’ file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Well, well, well. Last sunday I inflicted this deathless (and possibly undead) image on you all:

… and two of you used your horse sense to come up with appropriately evil captions for it.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week said winner is the ever-delicious Jo for this groan-inducing pun:

The last thing anyone needs at their wedding: neighsayers.

Congratulations, Jo! And thanks to everyone who played.