Last week I stunned you all into silence with this deathless image:

… and precisely one of you managed to come up with an equally deathless response. Then again, it does make picking a winner easier, and considering how good it was, there’s a good chance it would have been a winner even with a deeper field to choose from.

And so the winner is Jo for this inimitable statement:

The bride was not amused when her new husband took the comment “hope you’ll fill out your trunks well” rather literally.

Congratulations, Jo!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I find an image that’s baying at the moon for a funny caption or two. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a good laugh or three.

This week’s image comes from the ‘was this the best way to cut the budget?’ file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last sunday I inflicted this deathless image upon your now permanently scarred retinas:

… and you returned fire with three (actually four because one person offered up two in one comment!) deliciously deranged rebuttals.

In then end, though, there can be but one. This week the laurels – and all blame attached – go to the delightful and delicious Jelly for this act of coy naughtiness:

Someone got into her lucky charms!

Congratulations, Jelly! And thanks to everyone who played.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply weeping into its Corn Flakes for a good caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday I choose a winner and we all celebrate with new shoes… or whatever.

Today’s image comes from the ‘this is why brides should watch how much they drink’ file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

First off, sorry about the lateness of this reveal. WordPress was being all snarky at me in the morning and I was out all afternoon and evening, so, well, anyway, here we are.

Last week I inflicted this deathless image on you all:

… and two of you answered the clarion call for silly captions.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week it’s the fabulous Nina for this ode to emergency preparedness:

Maribeth was glad she’d had the foresight to hire a mental health technician for Jenna’s wedding, since her nephew Alfred was invited.

Congratulations, Nina! And thanks to everyone who played.

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I find an image that’s sobbing all over its pretzels for a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner who goes out and purchases wedding finery at her own expense.

This week’s image comes to you from the extreme trashing the dress file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last week I smacked you around with this fantastical image:

… and you guys came back swinging with three captions to capture the feeling.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the musically-talented Impkitti for channeling a pop legend with this entirely lifted verse:

With apologies to Frank….

Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly
It’s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly
Pack up, let’s fly away!!

Me? I don’t apologize to Frank, but to composers Jimmy Van Heusen and Sammy Cahn. Oh, congratulations to Impkitti! And thanks to everyone who played.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s barely squeaking by without a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and we all do the Electric Slide to praise the victor.

This weeks’ image comes from the Little Engine That Might Just Manage It file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last week I forced you all to witness this amazing exercise in Photoshop:

… and I guess all but one of you were too stunned to respond.

Still, we do have a winner, and a really good one. Ripley takes the cake for this chuckle-worthy response:

“By the power of Greyskull, I now pronounce you husband and wife!”

Congratulations, Ripley! And thanks for playing.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption. You all provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all do a triumphant dance in front of our computers to celebrate.

This week’s image comes from the ‘Dang, girl! I didn’t know you could do that!’ file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!