Archive for the ‘Sunday Caption Madness’ Category

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Artistic Edition: The Result

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

Oh how I love the readers of this blog. Last week I inflicted this photo on you all:

and three of you intrepid souls waded in to answer the challenge.

Alas, there can be but one winner and this time that winner is Sarah for coming up with a stupendously tacky version of a legend about the original of this piece of art fitting for the lunchmeat composition and general ‘what have they been smoking’ level of taste evident in what we can see of the affair:

You have to eat the nipples or else they just follow you around the room.

Congratulations, Sarah! And thanks to those who played.

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Artistic Edition

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know the rules. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via the comments, and next saturday I declare a winner. The image this time is brought to you thanks to our own Never teh Bride. I have no clue where or how she found this…unique image, but she sent it on to me and now I inflict it on all of you:

Have you recovered yet? Okay. On your mark…get set…snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The ‘Toon Edition: The Result

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

Just when I think I can’t love this job more than I do, all of you wonderful readers prove that you’re even more deranged and delightful than I’d realized. You really made me sweat about picking a winner for this one.

Last week, I presented you all with this lovely (if somewhat disturbing) image:

and you slapped me right back with nine gloriously askew responses.

In the end, though, there can only be one winner. This week, that winner is Fabrisse for tickling my funny bone with this culinarily creeptastic caption:

Thank you for volunteering.

So, the first course will be lark pate, followed by rabbit stew, …

Congratulations, Fabrisse, and thanks to everyone who played!

Oh, and I’d like an invitation to that reception, please. I’ve never tried lark pate.

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridesmaid Edition: The Result

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

You guys do not make this easy on me. You know that, don’t you? Last Sunday I hit you with this image:

and you guys went to town.

From candy wrappers to Star Wars to the Solid Gold Dancers, the references flew fast and thick. What’s more, they hit with laser precision.

In the end, though, there can be only one winner. This time it’s the inimitable La Petite Acadienne for this priceless and thoroughly surprising caption:

Phyllis was known for being an avid outdoorswoman, but when she married, nobody predicted her creative use of survival blankets.

The iodine-tablet confetti, however, wasn’t as impressive.

By the way, La Petite Acadienne, you owe me a monitor…actually a whole computer since the monitor isn’t separate on my poor, coffee-bathed eMac.

Congratulations, La Petite Acadienne, and thanks to everyone who played!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridesmaid Edition

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture, you leave your best captions in the comments section, and next saturday I declare a winner. Along the way, we all have a good laugh.

And so, without further ado, I present this priceless pic for your sarcastic pleasure:
Ready…set…snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Tropical Edition: The Results

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

So, last week I hit you guys with this image:

and you smacked me back with three great captions for it.

It was hard to pick a winner among the three, so I finally went with the one that brought up the most trauma from my own sordid past. That means Jennie wins with this gem:

I knew my friend Izzie was an over the top Brooke Shields fan but having a “Blue Lagoon” themed wedding was too much. Thank God the pictures of the brides maids in coconut bras was “accidentally” ruined.

Thanks for reminding me of The Blue Lagoon (/sarcasm). I shall now begin a program of heavy drinking to forget it again.

So congratulations, Jennie! And thanks to everyone who played!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Tropical Paradise Edition

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

It’s time once again for Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know the rules. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via comments, and next saturday I pick a winner who is showered with…well, my praise, anyway. At any rate, we all get a good laugh or two, and that’s always to the good.

In honor of the last days of summer, I’ve gone with a tropical theme this time:

Ready…set…snark!