Last week I presented you all with this photograph:
and asked you to give me captions. You came through with great enthusiasm. There were more than twenty responses – six of them from Carol Herman alone! There were references to Star Wars, The Ring, Frankenstein, the Statue of Liberty, Carol Burnett, Little Bo Peep and even the previous caption contest. You did not make choosing a winner easy by any means.

But a winner there must be, and there can be only one. That winner is de for this priceless gem of a caption:

Porcupatta, high priestess of wedding lace and doilies, is not amused.

Congratulations, de! And thanks to everyone who played.

You guys know the rules. I post a strange picture, you send me your best captions, we all have a good laugh, and next saturday I declare a winner. Have fun!

One of the things I so love about blogging in the Manolosphere is how witty our readers are. Once again, you’ve proved my point. Last sunday, I faced you with this photograph:

And you guys came up with some brilliant captions.

There can, alas, be only one winner, though. So take a bow, Jennie, because it’s you for this gem:

If you help me find that short bastard that left me at the alter, I’ll help you find your car….

Congratulations, Jennie, and thanks to everyone who played.

You guys know the rules. I post a pic, you respond your best captions, and next Saturday I declare a winner who receives the adulation of the masses. So come on folks, hit me with your best shot for this one:

I love how creative our readers are here at Manolo for the Brides. I offer up this image:

and you gave me fifteen funny captions to choose from.

In the end, though, there can be only one winner…except this time when I found I honestly couldn’t choose between two brilliant and imaginative entries. Gemdiva and Lynn, congratulations. Let’s look at the winning entries:

from gemdiva:

Their pre-nup said that if he didn’t show up for the wedding Charlene got to keep Billy Bob’s bass boat. She figured she was a winner either way.

from Lynn

As her new husband told her their honeymoon would include fishing, Amy smiled, not because she loved fishing, but because she knew no jury would ever convict her for killing this man with the fishing rod he had given her as a wedding gift.

Congratulations to both the winners…and may they not fall for fishing men.

You know the rules. Take a look at the picture below, come up with your best caption for it, and leave it in a comment. Next saturday I’ll announce the winner of…shiny bragging rights. So get creative, and have fun!

Well, you guys did me proud. I hit you with this terrifying image:

And you gave me some good belly laughs to go with it.

In the end, though, only one of you may wear the laurel crown of victory in this grueling contest, and that winner is NonyMouse for this gem:

After a drunken promise to a jilted buddy that he’d only marry his best friend, Jerry had a seriously disturbing dream

Congratulations, NonyMouse, and thanks to everyone else who played!