Hey everyone!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I find a picture that’s simply wailing into the night for a good caption. You provide said captions via the comments function, using your funniest bones. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all do a triumphant samba into the night.

This week’s image comes straight from the Animals Gone Wild file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Oh my dearie darlings!

Last week I inflicted this deathless (though we’re still hoping!) image on you all:

… and two of you took up the challenge with a breathless combination of aplomb and silliness that impressed the judge (moi) tremendously.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week it’s the ever-delectable Cassie for this… somewhat open-ended and twisted response:

When Julie said she wanted to have kids, Greg hadn’t thought she meant it quite this way!

Congratulations, Cassie! And thanks to those who played.

Oh, and Cassie? I absolutely agree that this is one of the stranger wedding pictures out there. Still, I’ve actually seen worse. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hey ho, camperinos! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I find a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption or seventeen and post it here. You provide said captions via the comments function throughout the week. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all live happily ever after. Or at least get a couple good chuckles.

This week’s image comes from the I’m never eating pepperoni and pineapple pizza right before bed again file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Ah my dears, last week I inflicted this deathless image on you all:

… and you came back with… well… okay, only one of you responded. Still, if it’s good, one is all it takes.

Ripley, even if yours wasn’t the only response, it would still have been well up in the running. As things are, you win with this wildly appropriate response:

Dear God, who hired Nickelback to play at the reception?

Congratulations, Ripley! And thanks for playing.

Hey everybody,it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply howling into the night for a good, silly caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I choose a winner, and we all rejoice and do the tango in the streets… well, I pick a winner, anyway.

This week’s image comes to you from the ‘I thought I got all the monsters out of my closet years ago’ file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Hey ho, camperinos!

Last week I committed visual assault on you all with this deathless image:
and asked you all to caption it to your heart’s delight.

Four of you bravely (and possibly rashly) answered the call with some truly hilarious responses.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week, that winner is the inimitable Scraps for this gloriously ridiculous response:

Suddenly that Bonnie and Clyde-inspired wedding trip didn’t seem like such a good idea, after all.

Congratulations, Scraps! And thanks to everyone who played along.

Hey everyone! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works by now. I post a picture that’s simply weeping into a lace-trimmed hankie of doom for a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week, I declare a winner and we all rejoice.

Simple enough, no?

This week’s pic comes from the Oh For the Love of Grilled Cheese! file and looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!