Pimp My Bride

When I dream of my wedding day, I visualize something like this. Alright, maybe not, but this clip still cracked me up. So, how do you really pimp a bride?

Bling ring!

First you need a true bling ring, like this one from Variety Gem.

Nothing is classier than a bare midriff

And naturally the bride can’t be hidin’ her assets behind yards of tulle. Get a midriff baring gown like this one from Allure Couture.

Like a bus, but badder

Finally, you need to drive off into the sunset in one of these gas guzzling H2 limos.

Congratulations. You are now BIG PIMPIN’!

10 Responses to “Pimp My Bride”

  1. Twistie says:

    Oh man! You owe me a keyboard, NtB! ROTFLMAO! That video rocks!

  2. patient one says:

    Don’t forget to walk down the aisle to the latest music Blackeyed Peas hit. And the groom is of course rockin’ his kicks along with his white tuxedo and bling bling necklace.

    Actually, if that dress had a midriff, I’d really like it. I sort of like it now, although my parents would have two heart attacks each. I bet my fiance wouldn’t mind. ; )

  3. I can’t see a video…

  4. Never teh Bride says:

    I don’t know much about YouTube so I have no clue why not, Dataceptionist. If you’re curious enough to go look, I think the vid is called Pimp My Bride.

  5. Motormouth says:

    And feathers. Lots of feathers. I don’t know why.

  6. Lori says:

    This reminds me of Earl Hickey’s ex-wife’s wedding. (The one she almost had.)

  7. JaneC says:

    I can see that Allure’s gowns are mostly about showing off what my grandmother’s best friend called a lady’s “allure.” (May I mention that dear old Barbara was very much in favor of showing off the “allure.”)

  8. patient one says:

    “Allure”…

    I like that, sounds so much classer then say “assets” or any number of other euphmisims.

  9. jenny says:

    “Allure” sounds very 50’s, or even pre-50’s, which conveniently leads right into my comment on that dress: it totally reminds me of a 50’s foundation garment illustration from a catalog or advertisement. The strapless brassiere, with the “minimizer” girdle and attached crinoline. Just $4.99 through this Saturday at Helen’s House of Charm, 325 North Main Street.

  10. PhyllisC says:

    Oh I love it. But I think the correct expression is:

    You now be BIG PIMPIN’!