Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

Yes, folks, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. Oh, stop groaning. You know you love it.

Anyway, for those new to the game, I post a picture here on sunday. You all post your best, pithiest, and silliest captions. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all laud said winner with virtual laurel leaf crowns…or at least cheer a bit. So come on, everyone. Take a gander at this pic.

Bride of the Year

Okay. Ready…set…snark!

8 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!”

  1. Abby says:

    The bride was a little unclear on the meaning of “mermaid-style.”

  2. Dent says:

    Unfortunately Jimmy and the boys had to throw this lovely catch back into the water.

  3. Ellie says:

    They look happy now, but Julie insisted she be carried like this for the duration of the ceremony and reception.

  4. Emma says:

    When Ariel asked the seawitch for human feet, she neglected to mention that she would have liked human legs to go with them. At least Eric was rich enough to afford a four-man human-litter squad to transport his bride from the beach to the reception site (though if Hans Christian Anderson had anything to say about it, Ariel would have been the bridal bubble blower and not the bride, of course).

  5. Dianasaur says:

    The bride’s smile turned into a look of horror when her overzealous photographer shouted “Now throw her in boys!”

  6. de says:

    “Alright boys” cried Suzette, readying herself for a spectacular entrance into the church, “RAMMING SPEED!”

  7. Catch of the Day: Hot Tuna With Creamed Mullets!

  8. Jennie says:

    The guys knew the bride and groom were fans of “Dancing with the Stars” but this was going too far…