Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Er… Um… Edition

Hello all you caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply screaming with night terrors to have a caption added to it. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I choose a winner and we all rejoice hugely.

Today’s image comes to you from the bowels of my most disturbing nightmares, and it looks a little bit like this:
ostentatious Ready… set… snark!

4 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Er… Um… Edition”

  1. Leda kept insisting that Zeus had come to her in the form of a swan, but nobody believed it until she sprouted wings herself.

  2. Laurie says:

    Wait, I thought this was a nursing dress…

  3. La Petite Acadienne says:

    When the stork started demanding higher wages and dental benefits, Baby Inc. decided to outsource…with mixed results.

  4. gemdiva says:

    It was a gift from my mother-in-law and she insisted I wear it to the christening. And people wonder why I have post-partem depression.