As the Manolo would say, “Ayyyyy!” The ever lovely Style Graduate send me a link to the Crocs (::shudder::) wedding testimonial page where a number of obviously insane couples have gushed about how they forced their entire wedding parties to wear this aforementioned rubber nightmare of a shoe.
Eberle & Neal Funches did the unthinkable:
We outfitted our entire wedding party in Crocs. We had such a great time and everyone was so comfortable. Guys in black Metro, girls in red beach’s, flower girls and bride in white beach’s.
April Masiero made her own Crocs:
I have about ten different colors and my family wears them as well. For my wedding, I wanted to wear white Crocs but everyone thought I was silly. So, I decided to surprise everyone and make my own Crocs, decorate them so they looked beautiful, I also had to make them taller because I am 4′ 11″ and my husband is 5’2″. So, I created a two inch height to my crocs using styrofoam and cork from the craft store, I painted them and then glued lace and flowers onto them. Everyone was amazed.
Katy Heidt and her husband forced Crocs on her unsuspecting wedding party:
This summer my fiance and I were married in South Lake Tahoe, CA and our groomsmen and flower girls all wore Crocs in the ceremony. It was a great mix of classic wedding attire with a casual outdoor atmosphere and most importantly, comfortable Crocs that looked absolutely fabulous (and no one complained of sore feet!).
PLEASE, PEOPLE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD, STEER CLEAR OF THE CROCS! ESPECIALLY CROCS WITH SOCKS!